2 men 1 woman, and their dogs are at the vets. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. "Oh no! Why? The second dog says, "Well, you see.. I've been chasing the Postman for years and I finally caught and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just redecorated his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he was sleeping, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. He seen what I had done, so he's putting me to sleep also.The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time naked. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
2006-12-16 17:17:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-12-17 00:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2016-05-23 01:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great laugh. Cheers
2006-12-16 17:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah - nice one larry !!!
Thats the best way to start the day - with a laugh
well, second best way.
2006-12-16 19:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long
2006-12-16 17:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats bad
2006-12-16 23:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told that weeks ago, get some new stuff !!!!!!
2006-12-16 21:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-16 17:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by kydd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do they call that a peticure?
2006-12-16 17:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by Commander 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-12-16 19:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋