A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
2006-12-16 16:48:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just burst out laughing , thanks so much for that one it was pure genius xXx
2006-12-16 23:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 / 10
2006-12-16 17:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey you Stooge... your jokes okay..
You look vaguely familiar... Uncle Johnny... no the hairs not right..Gerald Ford? Nope..
"Thash awrite, driver, I'll jus catchs the next cab"
Drunk says to police officer, who has a car full.
2006-12-16 16:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty wise for a drunk man...That's good thanx for the laughter
2006-12-16 17:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
f**ing brill larry my first laugh of the day 10/10
2006-12-16 21:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took me a second but I get it! That is pretty funny.
2006-12-16 16:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terrible joke, but I love your name.
2006-12-16 16:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doh!
2006-12-16 16:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very droll mmmmmmmm ha ha ha
2006-12-16 23:35:40 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Not bad.
2006-12-16 16:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny actually
2006-12-16 16:54:15 · answer #11 · answered by kydd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋