Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped".
His buddy said "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled". So the fellow did.
The next day his buddy said "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" - "Yes, I did" said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
2006-12-16 16:25:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks man that was funny i had to read it to my bf and his brother they got a laugh also
2006-12-16 17:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe next he can hand her some divorce papers.
My brother did nearly the same thing.. He made up a certificate that said "This entitles you to sex with your most favorite man. Just hand this to him when you are ready"
He gave it to his wife and then he went upstairs to the bedroom, waiting for her response.
She put on her coat and sat outside on the doorstep, waiting for the Milkman.
2006-12-17 00:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
THAT IS FUNNY! a true woman- and I understand because I am one!! hehe.....Have a great Holiday Season!!!!
2006-12-17 00:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Eva Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is HILARIOUS!!! Maybe she went to Victoria's Secret to buy some sexy lingerie during that hour.
2006-12-17 02:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by Philippe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. It's cute.
2006-12-17 00:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sad for the guy
2006-12-17 00:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2006-12-17 01:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by eeekkk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-12-17 01:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Justin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a laptop
2006-12-17 00:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by Profe....llikr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! oh god it prolly helps in sparked 'eh!!
2006-12-17 00:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋