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When Adam first swa Eve naked he looked down and said Oh Hair, and she looked so and said Oh Tool! So presumably they were Irish

2006-12-16 16:10:29 · 9 answers · asked by Adrian W 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

God told Adam he was assigned to naming things.
So Adam named some birds, and some animals.
The God made Eve for him as a companion.
Adam and Eve were looking at each other
for the first time, and Eve sees hair on Adams
chest and asks, “Whats that?"
Not knowing what else to say, Adam says, “Lightning”.
Then she see his member and asks ”What’s that?”
Again, Adam answers, “ Lone Ranger”.
Then, Adam looks at her chest and says, “Twin Peaks”.
He looks down at her bush and says” Hidden Valley.”
Later that night, as lightning struck twin peaks,
the Lone Ranger rode into hidden valley.

2006-12-16 16:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 3 0

my mum is irish, she says the same things. they were definately irish too then.

2006-12-17 06:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0 0

Good One, keep em coming.

2006-12-17 00:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0 0

no victim, it doesnt make any sense if you dont understand it!

2006-12-17 09:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by pie piper 1 · 0 0

are you thick or something that doesn't make sense at all

2006-12-17 08:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0 0

lol have to think lol

2006-12-17 07:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by dave p 4 · 0 0

dont get it

2006-12-17 00:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by hey 4 · 0 1

Huh..............................

2006-12-17 00:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

Huh............................................................................

2006-12-17 00:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by I luv batista 3 · 0 0

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