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who concieved himself without sex, was raised by a step dad, and can be everywhere but nowhere?

2006-12-16 15:29:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

No, that's incorrect, and silly. God is in heaven. Jesus was his son who lived on earth for 33 years.

2006-12-16 15:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0 1

Yep, that about sums it. Except he didn't concieve himself. God concieved him. Like insemination. Jesus is the pure DNA of God mixed in with the DNA of God's creation that was created in God's image, hence the two DNA are compatible.

God, in the Bible, said Man could BE as Gods if man had Eternal life, which man doesn't and Jesus was terminated at 33.

Hence Man's DNA is close enough, man simply lacks the time to figure it all out in his own. We have to do as Newton said, by standing on the shoulders of giants.

God, apparently, can transcend between corporial and spirt. Man can conceivably do that too, it's just a matter of figuring it out.

God didn't give man the secrets as they weren't in Man's Genome.

God gave Jesus some of the secrets in his genome. Hence Jesus could do certain things.

Man is learning. Jesus brought back life with a touch of his hand. Man can bring back life with CPR, a touch of two hands placed properly.

We didn't know how to do that 100 years ago.

2006-12-16 15:43:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Jesus was both God and man walking on the ground.When God said let there be light there was ..When He spoke everything came out of His mouth.So if you think about it we all were a part of Him.So He's every where.He said He would be in us .Did you ever wonder what that voice is they call your conscience?Well i believe it's the voice of God.So you can say you have heard the voice of God.He does talk to us.God chose the right step dad and there was no sex involved in His conception.

2006-12-16 15:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by flossie mae 5 · 0 1

Well, Jesus isn't on the earth anymore. And when he was on the earth he was bound by his human body limitations. The presence of God is on the earth now. God is everywhere all the time. He can't be nowhere.

2006-12-16 15:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by kerri s 2 · 1 0

That's right billionaire and remember also that jesus is also the holy ghost as well as god.
He's alive and well in his kingdom and dead as well. his kingdom ended , and began 2oo6 years ago.
God and himself jesus only talks though burning bushes, or to old men under the influence.
God and himself jesus can only have sex with underage females after putting them into a deep sleep.

2006-12-16 15:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

And Jesus is both god and the son of god (to solve that nasty polytheism problem). And Jesus is 100% human and 100% divine.

Starting to see a pattern here?

2006-12-16 15:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by eri 7 · 1 1

The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and cannot understand them, because they are spritually discerned.-- 1 Cor. 2:14

So I wouldn't expect you to get it.

2006-12-16 15:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3 0

I'm sorry sir you seem to have some mixed up conceptions about God, ima pray for you and you shud try reading scripture thats the best answer i can give.

2006-12-16 15:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by pastor2Be 3 · 1 1

Read the Gospels

2006-12-16 15:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by spanky 6 · 2 1

Apparently. Crazy, huh?

2006-12-16 15:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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