A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
2006-12-16 15:26:38 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha....lol
And I thought it would end up a horny joke!
2006-12-16 15:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. 8/10
2006-12-16 16:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice work......hahahhaha.......
Yes, loulou, most of the jokes here are reposted several times, by different people.....
2006-12-16 17:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA that's pretty funny. lol nice work.
2006-12-16 15:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by Curiosity Killed the Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew ~ cheese
2006-12-16 15:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a really great joke. did you make it up?
2006-12-16 16:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cincyfan0591 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must of missed it.
2006-12-16 15:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, okay
that's why i never eat out
2006-12-16 15:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good...Thought it would end sexual...LMAO
2006-12-16 15:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't someone already post this one??
2006-12-16 16:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋