hehehe so i fell asleep in health class so i mised this part..
so i asked my unrelated brother and he told me:
that when a mommy and a daddy fall in "love" they disobey their parents and run away to vegas then come back home and in a couple of weeks and the mommy is fat. the parents yell at the mommy because she was cheating on her diet and she has no self controle. and them they hate the daddy because he incouraged her to do all of this. so the dad runs away and never comes backt.hen the mommy starts to cry[[alot]]and makes everyone miserable for a couple of mounths. then she starts to cheat on her diet more and more by eating wierd food combinations. and her so after she is the size of a house she has to go to the docter to get lipocuction. so after this procedure, all of the wierd food combinations turned into a baby and she has to poop it out..
and then he closed by saying that only my family was like that..
WTF??
2006-12-16 15:10:33 · 10 answers · asked by dusty_bunny14 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
i dont believe him because the Bible says that people are made of DIRT..not food..
2006-12-16 15:11:29 · update #1
Well I got mine at Home depot. On sale too. and cheaper than the ones they had at Sears
2006-12-16 15:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by mongo_wood 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK the daddy sticks his car in your Mommy's garage and the oil from the car leaks in the garage. the oil mixes with eggs. then a baby is created. it grows and then it comes out of out of the garage. that's all there is to it.
2006-12-16 15:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by Marc S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have an unrelated brother? No wonder you have trouble figuring out where babies come from.
2006-12-17 09:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by someone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cabbage patch
2006-12-16 17:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Bombshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
babies come from the mommy
2006-12-16 15:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by Peggy Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stork everybody knows that.
2006-12-16 15:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All I got to say is that you should be married before you have kids.
2006-12-16 15:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by countrygirl:) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see Lisa @ yahoo answers
2006-12-16 15:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...
I thought the exact same thing...
at least ...
that's what happened to me!!!!!
2006-12-16 15:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u buy it from ebAY
2006-12-16 15:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by sheila, TTC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋