I heard him say something, so I stopped and looked. As I was looking, he grew arms,legs and before ya know it, he popped out of the bowl and is now sitting my chair, eating pretzels and drinking a root beer. He's looking more and more like a man, not a fish. He said he won't leave my house until his girlfriend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde, and her evolution could take 250 million years, he said he would wait.
What should I do? He's eating all of my food and drinking all of my root beer. He's watching the cowboys, I told him that I am an eagles fan. He won't let me watch my team play? How do you suggest I get him out of here?
2006-12-16 15:03:09 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
stop doing drugs. when you come down he should be back in his fish bowl.
2006-12-16 15:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor fish has been in a fish bowl all this time...leave him where he is...just put a puddle pad beneath him so as not to dampen your chair and leave a Cosmo magazine out for his evolving girlfriend while she's waiting to morph into his 6 foot blond dream girl. Now, get back to the screen and answer another question...you've an interesting mind.
2006-12-16 15:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by onelight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice job Frank, that is just about as absurd as saying that my car was not made, it just evolved over time in my backyard. And Christians are called gullible.
Creation 1 evolution 0
2006-12-16 15:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by disciple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a rod and reel and positioned a fishhook right into a Cheeto (there's a reason they're curved). Slip it right into a bowl at the two minute warning. If the interest's good, he won't be conscious until it incredibly is too late.
2016-10-05 10:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're an eagles fan, bring in an eagle who will fly off with him. Just make sure the eagle circles your house until the remote falls.
2006-12-16 18:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Threaten to roll him in corn meal, and deep fry him if he does not get back in the bowl.
2006-12-16 15:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frank; you are in serious trouble! I can not help you; but wish you the best through this disastrous situation.
2006-12-16 15:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by CRONKERS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the acid.
2006-12-16 15:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hullicinating again,huh?
Stop smoking that wacky junk.
2006-12-16 15:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by starrdevine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blast him with your super, robo, giga, captain rocket special lazer gun.
best,
cez
2006-12-16 15:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by cezzium 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋