I am up in the air, (on a lap top) among the clouds, and I will send My angels to assist you (No, not YOU) as we ascend into the air to meet Me among the clouds.
Anyone who doubts it gets a one way ticket to an eternity in hell.
And by the way, going back and looking at things I have posted with this 'internet name' and saying that Jesus would never say anything like that is just plain wrong. You don't know me, you've only heard stories about me from 2000 years ago, so how do YOU know what I would say or wouldn't say?
2006-12-16 14:54:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A loving God does not exclude any one so you are not him
2006-12-16 15:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Everything you need to know is in the Bible. The Old Testament is a history book. The two commandments in the New Testament are how we should live our lives today. God Bless!
Are you ready?
http://www.youtube.com/v/smlhypjhves...
2006-12-17 23:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you left out any references to lawn chairs in the Bible. You had your chance. Who wants to go to Heaven if they don't have lawn chairs.
2006-12-16 23:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok, so I'm doubting Thomas, let me stick my hand in your wounds.
2006-12-16 22:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You based that question on one of the answers posted for your last question. haha, you loser. Go to hell. You're not Jesus, you're just one sad, sad asshole whose next destination is Hell.
2006-12-16 23:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are in need of some prozac
2006-12-16 22:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by spanky 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋