Two rednecks are playing golf behind two flamingly effeminate golfers who are just flitting about after every shot, every putt, everything.
The rednecks are getting so mad watching the unmacho behavior of the two at the "gentleman's game," so they decide they're going to hit into them to get off.
The rednecks' shots are getting dangerously close to the two gays, and finally, a shot from one of the rednecks hits one of the gays on the head and it knocks him out cold.
The other gay is in an angry panic, shaking his friend to get up, "Felipe! Felipe! Get up! Get up!"
He shouts at the rednecks, "You bad men! We are going to sue you!"
One of the rednecks yelled back, "You ain't gonna sue us! I'd just as soon suck your winney!"
The gay heard that and started shaking his friend,"Felipe! Felipe! Get up! Hurry! They want to settle out of court!"
2006-12-16 14:08:11 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was cool... but why is everyone so easily offended by jokes? Soon, we won't be able to tell jokes about anything..
I am a redneck... or at least I was, until my sunburn went away..
See, it is all in fun.
2006-12-16 14:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it and it is a little offending because my town is a redneck town :D
2006-12-16 23:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wasn't offended at all. I thought it was funny!!!!!!!!
lol
2006-12-16 23:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
okay i didn't get it, but was that just offending my redneck culture? i didn't get it anyway, but you don't wanna get this one fired up
2006-12-16 22:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by Lor-the-Giraffe 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
i thought it was funny
2006-12-17 01:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
are you trying to offend everyone with your different jokes
: p
2006-12-16 22:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
LOL,IT WAS FUNNY
2006-12-16 23:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋