A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
2006-12-16 13:54:04 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EVIL MOMMY!!!
MAN!!!! I am reall y getting angry at you!!!
2006-12-16 13:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me thinks mummy needed the cream more then the little girl did.... she was the real blind one.
And speaking of April Fool, who was the real "Fool?"
2006-12-16 22:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit it keeps you on the edge til the end... then your heart sinks...I'm sorry but it is not funny at all...just cruel
2006-12-16 22:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an old joke....shouldn't you have given 10 points to whomever guessed the punch line?
2006-12-16 22:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, i think the mummy is really unrespectful, but it 's rather funny
2006-12-16 21:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Grace D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor little girl. I would be so mad and sad.
2006-12-16 21:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Little Sparky♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE HEARD IT BE 4 BUT STILL FUNNY / THX
2006-12-16 23:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still thats not that funny
2006-12-16 22:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lor-the-Giraffe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this before, still made me laugh.
2006-12-16 23:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by aestas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww thats sooo mean :[
2006-12-16 22:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋