2006-12-16 12:41:44 · 19 answers · asked by Chase 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have you accepted Jesus as your Savior?
2006-12-16 12:44:33 · update #1
YEP... Praise the LORD.
2006-12-16 12:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by wonderful1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I've accepted Sponge Bob Square Pants as my savior.
2006-12-16 20:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole B 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus has left the Universe.
2006-12-16 20:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Luby W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to church and ate Jesus in the form of the Eucharist. They say that you are what you eat so I guess I must be Jesus now. Go me Go me!
2006-12-16 20:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by Zeek 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-12-16 20:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have been saved from the evil straight midget Eskimos by the homosexual midget Eskimos in batman suits. Praise God!
2006-12-16 20:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
The only ones who ever asked me that are BAAAAHHHHptists. I always ask them, "Isn't that the past tense?" I am more worried about the future.
2006-12-16 20:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would say so, but the majority of Christianity would disagree.
2006-12-16 20:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by socialdeevolution 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was...then I got older & realized it was all a load of crap
2006-12-16 21:22:07 · answer #9 · answered by great white dope 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My intellect saved me from religion.
2006-12-16 20:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋