last night i masturbated using my left hand for a change. does that mean my left hand has been unfaithful to my right hand? both hands have spent all day b*tch slapping each other and i`m the one stuck in the middle. please help, it`s getting on my nerves!
2006-12-16 11:28:52 · 17 answers · asked by graham f 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
godlykepowers na it goes straight over me head!
2006-12-16 11:34:22 · update #1
Actually, I think your manhood is the one in the wrong.
I mean, your right hand is a single guy - he can masturbate who he likes.
But for your penis to let itself be masturbated by someone else ... well, that is truly shocking. Your dick is the one in the wrong.
Stop them bi tch slapping each other, and turn their attention to the penis. That way, they get their revenge and you have your fun!
Great avatar by the way.
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2006-12-16 11:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer think of adult men like blondes to any extent further effective than brunettes. It relies upon on each guy's flavor. i'm huge type a million (aside from the severe cheek bones bit lol ur luckier than me in that way lol) and that i do no longer probably have a situation attracting adult men. classic attractiveness is greater effective than peroxide blonde hair lol yet i'm getting ya, maximum adult men do pass after blondes, even nevertheless they could be butt grotesque.. yet look at this style of adult men that pass after them, they simply opt for one element, they are not probably interested in a ideal relationship a million/2 the time. look at Angelina and Brad and evaluate that to Pamela Anderson's luck with adult men... :)
2016-10-05 09:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a partner and then youre hands can do the wandering together on there body and you wont feel so lonely and have to ****
2006-12-16 11:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha lol, how could you be so unfaithful i mean your left hand feels so used and rejected now how could you.... just how could you!!!
2006-12-16 11:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dont you find you pull more to one side if you do it with the wrong hand?? I can never aim properly....I try to aim for my belly button, but always hit the sheets if I go with my left.
2006-12-16 11:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just eat your hands off. Problem solved.
2006-12-16 11:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This happened to me once...in the end I made them agree to a truce, the left one slapped the right one while it wanked my penis.
NOT...U R A WEIRDO
2006-12-16 11:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your a bit young to be masturbating Graham.
2006-12-16 11:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by b97st 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go wash your hands with soap!
2006-12-16 11:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by Snicklefritz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get them to make up. Then next time u can have a threesome!!
2006-12-16 11:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋