God says to Adam, "I have some good news and
some bad news, what do you want to hear first?"
Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."
God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain.
You'll derive from these, great pleasure and great
intellect."
Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad
news?"
God says, "I'm only going to give you enough of a
blood supply to work one at a time."
2006-12-16 10:52:10 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Does it come with a owners manual?
2006-12-16 11:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by bryan_w74 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...right this is mine God notices Adam is very lonely and says " Adam i flow to make you a mate; she will love in basic terms you and be truthful, she can help your hopes and plans, and he or she won't in any respect argue with you" "that's super God" says Adam "yet what's it going to value me?" "An arm and a leg" says God. "What am i able to get for a rib" asks Adam....and something is historic previous.
2016-12-11 10:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that does explain why i can only think half the time!
I liked it, funny!!
2006-12-16 11:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite funny.
2006-12-16 11:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz pretty funny actally
2006-12-16 11:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD 1 /
2006-12-16 16:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um okay well once again i dont get it
2006-12-16 11:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good...
2006-12-16 12:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.......
2006-12-16 10:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋