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I think the wine flasks will naturally keep them separated.

2006-12-16 10:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1 0

Do you think maybe the one God will use barcodes and the other God a fence? Logically, there can be only ONE GodForce...it's only humans who maintain that you get there through either Muhammad or Jesus...Maybe barcode is the way to go...I'll have a whisky, Jack!

2006-12-16 19:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's not necessary. Christians don't believe Muslims are going to Heaven.

2006-12-16 18:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by robtheman 6 · 1 0

Islamoheaven = Mexico
Christanoheaven = USA

All the Muslims will try digging under the Gate o' Holiness and getting into the cool Heaven.

2006-12-16 18:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Douche 3 · 1 1

The fact that the Muslims do not even call Jesus, Lord verifies that if they continue in their ways God will show justice to them and condemn them.

Romans 10:9
That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

2006-12-16 18:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by phoenix_slayer2001uk 2 · 0 1

I believe the Baptists have already solved that one. They have declared the Muslims unfit for heaven. (You too may be unfit -- better check with Baptist church.)

2006-12-16 18:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by 2.71828182845904 5 · 2 0

Is that a joke? I hate to be disrespectful so I will laugh later when I have more time.

2006-12-16 18:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by A fan 4 · 1 0

I'm goin' with Chef Bob on this one

2006-12-16 18:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by csburridge 5 · 0 0

Nope.

2006-12-16 18:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by Longlivepalestine 2 · 0 0

using bar codes is the sign of the antichrist, be careful

2006-12-16 18:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

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