My wife recently purchased a 600 dollar palmeranian dog. While she was at work earning the family bread (im unemployed) the dog accidentaly pissed on the floor. I was beyond mad. I grabbed it by the neck and rubbed its nose in it, while doing this I accidentally broke its neck. Its dead now. What do I tell my wife when she comes home tommorow? What do I do with the body. Help me please. I am dead serious.
2006-12-16 10:30:08 · 13 answers · asked by Sticky Icky the Wizard 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Well first of all, rubbing a dogs nose in the pee is not the right way to train the dog, second, tell her the truth. She'll be mad, but it's better then lying.
2006-12-16 10:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by kelkel8813 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um, I would tell her the truth immediately.
And you owe her a dog.
And, FYI, the next time you do get a dog... Dogs DO NOT LEARN not to pee on the floor by rubbing his nose in it! You need to try crate training the dog so he doesn't pee on the floor. And IF they do, don't rub his nose in it. If you see him doing it startle him into stopping then let him out to finish, when he finishes praise him like he just won an oscar. Pee is actually quite easy to clean, you just grab a bunch of paper towels and start soaking it up, then after that spray some resolve on the area and clean it that way. no stain!
Go to anger management counseling.
2006-12-16 19:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by Terri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omfg how could you do that you have to tell your wife about this and in doing that you have t get a loan or somethin cause you are unemployed and buy her a HUGE piece of jewelly oh and pre-book a hotel that night cause your in the doghouse and as for the dogs body you should do a fairly good buriel to show your wife how sorry you are about it and show her compassion!
2006-12-16 18:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
U sure the dog is dead?---Wow, put ice on the neck , maybe it will revive.
Tell your wife the truth, at least u are honest.
Pray to God for forgiveness....Control your temper.
2006-12-16 18:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you could escape her wrath by burring the dog somewhere far from your house and tell her it ran away.You opened the door and it ran out - you couldn't catch it.
However, keep in mind that lies somtimes have a way of revealing themselves.
On another note, perhaps anger managment would benefit you?
2006-12-16 19:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg thats sad. make sure you never do that again. tell your wife the truth. but before you do that, i suggest you buy her another dog. tell her you accidently kiled her dog and then bring out the new one. give the dog a proper burial with your wife. i'm sure she'll appreciate it.
2006-12-16 18:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by christi815 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand how you accidently break something's neck.
But I would say bury the dog and tell her something else like, it ran outside and got hit by a car. Hell, you already killed something, why not lie too?
2006-12-16 18:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by ▒♥▒♥▒♥▒♥▒™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are the one who just said you have the upper hand in your marriage, that she can't tell you anything or you get violent with her, what do you care what she thinks when she gets home?
2006-12-16 18:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by Lovebug123 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what the $%^&#$&... just tell her the dog put its head in the oven or something
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2006-12-16 18:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋