I am always trying to be the comedian at our family xmas parties and tonight we had one. now what happened was that my mom got these slingshot monkeys for 2 of my uncles and when you through them they made sound. so i went off with this whole story about them!
" so we all know there was a time when the world was rules by monkeys. walking down the street, you just hear who who ha ha ha! so you bow down! And no you didn't have doorbells, you had this thing in your living room that went who who ha ha ha ha ha! and when you answered the door, all you heard outside was who who ha ha ha ha ha! and then this monkey jumps up bites your face off and just walks down the street saying who who ha ha ha ha ha! then they lost their rule when we realized they were listening to their conshense who was telling them who to kill but they didn't hear the name and when they finally did, they laughed because they were miniacle genuises!"
2006-12-16 10:06:05 · 19 answers · asked by Tyler 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please try to keep in mind everyone else is drunk and i am about 20 kaluah eggnogs into the party
2006-12-16 10:13:03 · update #1
lol! that really was funny! did the people laugh? i did! seriously thanx, you just made my night!!!!!!! :) :) :) keep posting more funny stories, your funny!, and o ya.........who who ha ha ha ha!!! lol
2006-12-16 10:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-15 02:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better monkeys on your back than pink elephants dancing overhead.
Yikes!!
2006-12-16 11:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny at all. it was so boring, but I forced myself to read it all the way through, thinking it might get better. Boy, was I wrong!
2006-12-16 10:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My God that was horribly funny
2006-12-16 10:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry but you sound like a 7 year old and that was sooo retarded!!
2006-12-16 10:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Innocence_Lost32 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG OMG THAT WAS FUNNY LOLOL IM STILL LAUGHING HERE OMG THAT WAS FUNNY LOLOLOL
2006-12-16 10:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am sure it was funny but i didn't read it all too long sorry man
2006-12-16 10:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Zzzzz...
oh sorry, where you saying something?
2006-12-16 10:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by pepsi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honestly, no it is not funny at all.
2006-12-16 10:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋