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I went to the hospital to see my very elderly grandfather. He said they were looking after him well and evey night he got hot cocoa and a Viagra tablet. Viagra! I rushed to the nurses station to see what they were doing. Is my grandfather getting Cocoa and Viagra at night I asked. "Yes" said the nurse "the Cocoa helps him sleep and the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed".

2006-12-16 09:52:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

They were joking, the viagra is to make it easier to hit the handheld urinal....

2006-12-16 09:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 4 2

They gave me Viagra while I was in the Hospital, and I couldn't sleep...
I was up all night..

2006-12-16 19:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

Surely not! Come, Come,- if you know what I mean, with Grandads' uncontrollable shakes it would not be too long before - with a smile on his face, he falls to the floor.

2006-12-16 20:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0 0

An oldie but a goodie

2006-12-16 17:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sophie♥ 3 · 1 1

lol, that was funny! i like how you used a grandpa instead of just anyone! very funny! keep the awesome jokes coming!

2006-12-16 18:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mediocre.

2006-12-16 17:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Very Nice!!

2006-12-16 18:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by djklamz 4 · 0 0

Good job. And it works, according to my very old uncle...
That Cheeky Lad

2006-12-16 18:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1 0

Another oldie but goodie!

2006-12-16 19:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

runny but funny
an oldie but goldie

2006-12-17 07:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0 0

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