2006-12-16 09:20:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
To give boring stuffy suit wearing old guys something to do with nice sunny afternoons? I dunno.
2006-12-16 09:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a boring game hitting a ball into a hole then picking it up and doing it again. Then the stupid antics these so called professional golfers get up to, like cleaning the ball before putting it back into the hole again, and if they miss they blame dirt on the ball etc.
Another thing that pees me off is people like Bruce Forsythe, Jimmy Tarbuck etc whenever you see them together on telly, and the minute one meets the other I say to my wife, I bet my life away that they will mention bloody golf within the first couple of minutes of appearing together, and sure as heck out they shout about bloody golf, the programme is about someting else but they just cannot talk for 5 minutes without mentioning golf. Do they think if you are a golfer you are God?
Even on come dancing, Bruce Forsythe has got to mention that bloody name golf, what the hell come dancing has to do with golf beats me, so for crying out loud Brucie, give that word a rest, we are not all snobs or working class trying to act as snobs.
Dam stupid game, played by funny folk, a guy where I use to work before I became disabled was doing yhe same job as me as a windscreen fitter,, then he gets a job in the office and blow me, golf clubs turn up, drives me blooddy nuts.
2006-12-16 17:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by DIAMOND_GEEZER_56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf is a male bonding ritual where men can escape female bondage for a brief time and go to talk with each other about the only three things that matter in life; money, sports and women, not in any particular order. Otherwise there is no useful purpose for the game.
2006-12-16 17:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
golf was invented in Scotland many years ago it Say's it all in the word golf. gentleman only ladies forbidden that's what golf was invented for to go somewhere and leave the women home
2006-12-16 17:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by yum_two 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get blokes a bit of male bonding time in the old days before women were allowed to play.
Golf stands for :- Gents Only Ladies Forbidden
Obviously doesn't apply now as its equal rights but thats why it was invented.
2006-12-16 18:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by dawgtoffee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who thought whacking a ball with a piece of steel could be stimulating to watch (for some) its a lazy mans sport, and i could fall asleep by the end of the first hole!!! very boring indeed, the only thing im thinking is who needs to circle the bloody perimiter on foot when you have a buggy to hand!
2006-12-16 18:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that golfers could hang around in golf clubs, talk about things that women and others (like me) had no understanding of while drinking.
Sash.
2006-12-16 17:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the Scots having a laugh at our expense.
2006-12-17 03:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by Cassandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To take the scots minds off the sheep!
2006-12-16 17:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a good walk
2006-12-16 17:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good walk spoilt.
2006-12-16 17:23:47 · answer #11 · answered by Nurse Ratched 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋