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There's a college class with a professor who tries to fail as many people as he can. He makes the final exam as hard as he can make it, and it's a timed test. The professor says, 'Time's up!' and everyone but one person turns their test in. The professor is laughing at the student as he keeps working, and says to himself, 'Yes, I'll have another kid to fail.' The kid tries to turn his test in and the professor goes, 'Are you kidding me? You worked for over 15 minutes longer than the alotted time. You get a zero.' The kid goes, 'Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?' The professor goes, 'No, and I don't care.' The kid goes, 'Oh, ok.' And then he sticks his test in the middle of the stack of tests. 'Have a nice day, professor.'

2006-12-16 09:09:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

Haha. OH i love it. Did this really happen, or did you make it up. Just tell me it really happend cause its funny. And you know that *** hole professor will figure it out. It probably pissed him off so bad. But i hope they guy gets away with it cause that is funny.

2006-12-16 09:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Stark 6 · 1 0

Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.

2016-05-22 23:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The joke was not very funny...
I have a doubt, why should a professor try to fail his students? He wont get his teaching contract renewed next year... his students' performance in the tests will be regarded as his performance as a professor.

2006-12-16 09:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, it is funny. Heard another version..
An Army Major calls the mess hall office to talk to the Officer in charge, and a private answers,
"Hello?"
"Hello? Is that how you answer the phone? Do you know who this is?" Asks the Major
"NO," answers the private," do you know who this is?"
"Of Course not!!" answers the Major.
"Good" says the private and hangs up.

2006-12-16 09:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 0

uuuh yeah that was funny,funny like a clown. no but it was funny I liked it you just won a paid to trip to the show Hee Haw where the laughs never end.Keep up the funny stuff

2006-12-16 09:20:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yep

2006-12-16 09:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by G-pops 4 · 0 0

Not really, but it gave me a little chuckle.

2006-12-16 09:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by Blossoms 2 · 0 0

I've seen the video of that before. It was funny. And by the way, EVERYONE REPORT THIS 'MAN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-16 09:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1 0

Would have been better if the kid got his @$$ kicked!!

2006-12-16 10:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

saw it on veroica mars

2006-12-16 09:39:50 · answer #10 · answered by na 3 · 0 0

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