What is your favorite part of the bible?

Question

My favorite is that little number on how the earth is supposedly only 8 thousand years old. This book is a laugh-festival.

Answer 1

I tried to look for sexual references once and I ended being sorely disappointed. That would have been my favourite part anyway. Otherwise it'll be the cover, makes a good paper weight if nothing else is around.

Answer 2

Just to answer my favorite part of the bible it would be the book of Job. I've heard people say" Oh so and so has the patience of Job but the truth is Job had no patience and that was what God was teaching him all along. The bible is in no way a laugh festival unless of course you have a warped sense of humor.

Answer 3

If anyone should strike you with his hand, with a stick or a knife, abandon any desires and utter no evil words.
Majjhima Nakiaya 21:6

Oops no, those were the words of Buddha

But 500 years later Jesus did say:

If anyone strikes you on the cheek, offer the other also.
Luke 6:29

Answer 4

First of all, always capitalize the word 'Bible'.
Second, wow. I can't believe this is how you spend your life. Laughing at the Bible on yahoo. I personally am 95% percent sure you've never read more than 2 books of the Bible, and if you have, you read it with the liberal media propaganda in your eyes. I wish you were more open minded and less prejudice. And don't give me the nonsense that Christians are close minded. Don't judge Christianity by Christians, judge Christianity by Christ. Duh.

Answer 5

Actually, the Bible does not say anything in particular about the age of the planet.

The Book of Revelation is my favorite. It is perfectly indicative of the Christian spirit.

Answer 6

your right but know this!! the real liar in the book were all the followers of God Jehovah they claimed magical powers etc...
The new age God claims to have no magical powers but a very good idea that what if god was a Man.

then
M
I Iari = Man ie IVIIari which was Me.

understand that?

and the Jasper skin with Emerald glow description of Me meant my slave driving employers (even god works) sent Me into the hot sun to ruler the roads for them and My skin became tanned like a Jasper stone but the emerald (eyes are the lamp of the body) glow was greenish in appearance just like My eyes.
and THD pronounced THUD=TODD was the one Jesus installed on the THRONE as the ONE. But cause Herod vs Jesus and say THD vs George the man with more money and soldiers usually gets jealous and kills the poorer man.

"^ as emerald." is a visual representitative of God in the form of the burning bush
^ = Stevens.n because both are forms of .I7 mixed up and sealed together
emerald.=emeralddot=toddlareme in reverse=Me Lare Todd
thus God symbolized as
"^ as Emerald."
II
"Stevens.n as Me Lare TODD"
who is also entitled to a new name as rev states that God will reveal that new name of his to some.
but God is really the most ratted out Man on the planet because i kept My writting secret well into my teenage years.
Thats why i hate Jesus because men like him read my thoughts and give them to my enemies, it leaves my naked before them.
that insight into the second most spoken language in the world and how their translation of scripture stole the show from Hewbrew slaves rebellious to Larry who was the God in the form of the burning bush. They deserved to be punished. so like in schindlers i nervously laff at PPoL cause the end is near and God can't save anyone. so we are all in the same boat, except as a part german i would be commanding and slaves rowing.
slavery jokes are really the best ones. remember reality God if a title would have been a Man to the second largest lingiustic group on the planet. if translated to Chinese SHANGDI as YI the YI is the mark on My right hand which is the chinese mandarin word for ONE. And no offense to native american or canadian indians but some honourary names are some times given that what if Gods new name (ie honourary INDIAN NAME) was FIVE DOLLARS? That would be a laff festival.
Peace on earth till death of God.

Answer 7

The world is only approximately 6,000 years old and it doesn't say that in the Bible at all! You should read it sometime to find out what it DOES say instead of listening to brain dead idiots!

Answer 8

A personal favourite would have to be where she-bears maul 42 lads for dissing one of God's prophets - Elisha in this case. Errrrrr - Second Kings 2:23-25 -

"2:22 So the waters were healed to this day, according to the word of Elisha which he spoke.

2:23 He went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, there came forth young lads out of the city, and mocked him, and said to him, Go up, you baldy; go up, you baldhead.

2:24 He looked behind him and saw them, and cursed them in the name of Yahweh. There came forth two she-bears out of the wood, and mauled forty-two lads of them.

2:25 He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria."

So in terms of your earlier question regarding midgets and bears, God is way ahead of you!

Spooky isn't it? 8-o

Answer 9

I could never figure out how they came up with that number. I mean, it isn't really in there, is it? Just that generation thing...which I take to be: count back to the first ENLIGHTENED man.

Answer 10

"Beloved let us love one another for love is of God and everyone that loves is born of God and knows God. He that loves not knows not God for God is love." I John 4:7-8 Are you listening Dubya, Jerry, Pat and all the rest of you spiritual giants?