Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
"A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-12-16 08:06:50 · 46 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hope it doesn't get removed because it made me laugh and i really needed a laugh, thanks so much for making the world a happier place xXx
2006-12-16 08:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I borrowed those 70 Dollars.
I am borrowing them everyday since that day. Once I had to borrow thrice... believe me. Now they have purchased a credit card reading machine so that I can use it. By the way, did I tell you that she is a blonde and she has given her credit card so that I can use it... she gets some stupid points while her hubby pays the bills !!
2006-12-16 08:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope it doesn't get removed unlike Harry's wife's pants.
2006-12-16 08:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Monkey Basement 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a dirty old man joke for a female, yuck
2006-12-16 08:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha quite good but why put it on again if it got removed the last time
2006-12-16 08:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen worse jokes - this one shouldn't get removed, it's a real laugh.
2006-12-16 08:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i hope i dosent get remove that just ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooo funny
2006-12-16 08:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, thats awsome why would anyone consider removing such a great sample of literature
2006-12-16 08:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by Dead2TheWind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou for sharing it! It gave me a laugh.
2006-12-16 08:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Im not going ot contribute to banning it it was great!
2006-12-16 08:10:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋