One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you " the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also, and bring your family too."
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
2006-12-16 07:37:10 · 16 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u r one of the few people who's sense of humour i flow with...like the engaged man joke.LMAO!
keep em coming...
LOL
2006-12-16 07:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by Cooxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past.
God looked down one day and noticed all the changes. He called down to the devil to ask how these improvements came about.
The devil replied, "That engineer you sent me."
"What engineer? You're not supposed to have an engineer. Send him back up here!"
The devil's answer was simple... "No."
"If you don't send that engineer back right now, I'm going to be very angry. In fact, I'll sue you!"
The devil replies, "And . . . where are you going to get a lawyer?"
2006-12-18 00:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a generous person!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-16 10:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they are finished there take them to my place the grass is greener here 10/10
2006-12-16 08:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it had to have a mean ending, the guy's a lawyer lol (no offence to lawyers i know someone who is a lawyer and she is great) xXx
2006-12-16 08:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one.
just like a lawyer. always taking advantage of people. haha!
2006-12-16 08:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but sad!
2006-12-16 09:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That lawyer is making all us GOOD SAMARITAINS look bad.
Somebody should SUE him.
2006-12-16 08:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v good. could do with some poor people in my neighbourhood
2006-12-19 08:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pathetic lawyer...funny joke
2006-12-16 08:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by [ jD ] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋