Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when
you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so
horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the
kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say "**** You".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when
you cannot stand your wife (or husband) any more. They take you
to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
Oops. don't forget the kind for us older folks out
there........ Social Security Sex. (or Pension/Retirement
Sex) You get a little each month...but not enough to live on
2006-12-16 07:06:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL THAT FUNNY
2006-12-16 07:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh hell no, I do not want to be around for social security old wrinkled sex. sounds old. That was really funny.
2006-12-16 07:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ Smurf Sex
2006-12-16 07:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny
2006-12-16 07:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Justin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good chuckle
2006-12-17 00:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good for a chuckle....
2006-12-16 07:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm chuckling
2006-12-16 07:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by harmony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny thanks for the laugh
2006-12-16 07:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was...
2006-12-16 07:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by MariJM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋