Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...
Archie nods approvingly.
"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie,
"That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?"
Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
2006-12-16 06:02:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious ha ha ha 10/10
2006-12-16 06:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some wife he is goin to have good one 9/10
2006-12-16 14:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I had me tartan white as well on that magic night...
2006-12-16 14:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny,lol! Have you been in hiding girl?
2006-12-16 16:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, I liked it xx
2006-12-16 17:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2006-12-16 14:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite a good 'un! 11/10!
2006-12-16 14:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i srry but i don't really get it
2006-12-17 11:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by tumblebabe012 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-12-16 20:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh that was classic xXx
2006-12-16 16:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋