i was listening to a christian talk once but all i heard was 'bla bla bla jesus bla bla bla the bible bla bla bla' when i passed out and hit my skull open on a filing cabinet and started seizuring.
does this happen to anyone else?
2006-12-16 05:27:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol, it has happened all the time over recorded history.
It happened to the Greeks, before Christians came about. They heard non Greeks, and thought they were saying bar bar bar... so called them Barbarians!
And it still happens today. Christians, Muslims, lots of other people. it all comes out blah blah blah..
Perhaps we should call them Blahblahians?
2006-12-16 05:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by whatotherway 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you spontaneously pass out and, especially, if you experience seizures:
a) It's not Christianity; the unmatched peace of the Lord does not hurt you; God is love...and
b) you should consult a doctor; that's not very indicitave of good health.
You must realize that Jesus (and the Trinity in general) and the Bible are the two most important topics of Christianity, and that's why they're talked about so much. Consider the world from a Christian's standpoint: "bla bla bla *expletive* bla bla bla sex bla bla bla drugs bla bla bla money bla bla bla fame and fortune bla bla bla video games..." Why is that? Because those things are most important to the world. Don't you think that some of US get tired of hearing THAT stuff over and over?
And, to answer your question, that does not happen to me. After all, I don't consider myself anathema.
2006-12-16 06:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mysterious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some do ....some don't.
I was at Thanksgiving with one person whose church does feeds for street kids in Seattle.
And another who travels to South America and Asia with medical missionary group.
On her own dime!
They don't preach....they do.
Once a was around person who had three versions of Bible and English, Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek dictionaries. He would get bent out of shape if you said a word like "lucky".
I heard he was kinda nuts before he got religion.
Those types I avoid.
I reclusive kind of guy so I am not exposed to a lot of people.
but I do have a television.
and I gotta tell you that the feeling I get when I unexpectedly see Pat Robertson or Benny Hinn is the same feeling I get when I accidentally click a gay porn link.
I gotta make it go away.
Although I should really try to control the cringing and observe their "act" more closely.
That emotive waving the hands in the air and sweating and speaking in tongues business is completely Alien to me.
and creeps me out.
2006-12-16 05:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How far would you be willing to go to shut them up? Christians have been being killed for thousands of years for proclaiming the good news of Jesus Christ. Starting with Jesus' disciples. Well, with Jesus actually. People don't want to humble themselves and give up their sins and pride and repent and serve a powerful ,fearful, God.
If you lined all the christians up in the world and killed them, do you think that God would then not exist. Or perhaps that would change the fact that God has set aside a day in which he will judge the world in rightesnous and you can only ecape hell through Christ Jesus. Did you read that "Jesus Christ saves."
2006-12-16 05:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by chris z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so if you get bored then just leave the room! If you don't take Christianity seriously then just go somewhere else. If you had a seizure, are you in a hospital bed right now are you just testing us christians if we'll get pissed and start blabbing on how God will get mad because he WILL if you speak that way about Jesus!
2006-12-16 05:32:07 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Answers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dear Cookie Monster:
You have been listening to imposters of Christianity.
Acts 20:29,30 predicts that imposters would come along.
My recommendation is you seek out the original.
2006-12-16 05:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Dude. I stopped watching Benny Hinn.
BTW, Benny Hinn: Benny Hill... Hmmmm.
2006-12-16 05:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes yes, when they are picketing, crusading and judging.
I love jesus, and I try as hard as I can to follow his teachings. Love all, be humble, be a servant, be obedient. If all christians were like this there would be no need for posts like this.
2006-12-16 06:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by craazzy_lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow then it must take some doing to come in here. If talking to christians has that affect on you then why don't you leave? I imagine hell will have no christians to bother you. Good luck.
2006-12-16 05:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by sheepinarowboat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joel Olsteen is just plan creepy and so are most TV Evangelist nothing holy or sacred about them they are crooks stealing suckers blind in the name of God what is holy about that?
2006-12-16 05:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋