A man and woman live together but the man is not getting any play frrom his wife at home she always say" Have Patience "so he goes off to sleep so he can go to the hospital in the morning where he works.The next night same thing .The wife is starting to feel bad about not pleasing her man so she decides to go home early and try to do something special for her man.When she getts their her husband is in the bed room getting it on with some chick.While the husband is not aware that his girl is watching he is still doing his deed untill the girlfriend screams "What the hell do you think your doing?"When the lady turned around she saw it was a regular patient from the hospital!The boyfriend replied you always say have patience so thats what im doing right now ,so know you have patience im all most done!
2006-12-16 05:12:13 · 9 answers · asked by AMBRASIA C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On a scale of 1-10 ,1 being the lowest 10 being the best, I rate it a 10. It's just so funny! :)
2006-12-16 05:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by dolphinluver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2006-12-16 13:37:45 · answer #2 · answered by Erin W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-12-16 14:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-12-16 13:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Detroit woman lived alone with her collie. On her 30th birthday, some of her friends snuck into her house to throw her a surprise party when she came home from work. They all hid in the basement and kept the collie downstairs with them.
They heard the woman come home and move around the house a bit. Then she called for her dog, and the collie began to bark from the basement. The friends opened the basement door, but THEY got the surprise: the woman was naked, and covered in peanut butter! (One part of her anatomy was particularly peanut-buttered
2006-12-16 13:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good one man, I give it a 10.
2006-12-16 13:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by Garrett H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 10, that was too funny
2006-12-16 13:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9- Theres too much at the end.
2006-12-16 13:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by RainyDayz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2006-12-16 13:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by ronald.j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋