I recently told him that pirranahs sometimes inhabit toilet water and that someday they will leap out of the toilet to munch and eat his butt. LOL!
Bad, I know...but now he's taking squats over the kitchen sink and popping in there out of fear of pirranahs chomping him up. I'm thinking of telling him that grizzly bears inhabit kitchen sinks....By the way, hes already ruined my Chicago Red Wings coffee cup. Damn brat...so any suggestions?
2006-12-16 04:58:29 · 13 answers · asked by cryingrainbow 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Tell him you are a liar and that you thought it would be funny to scare him. Then tell him ,you now realise that it was mean and cruel, and you are sorry for ever saying that to him. Take him to the bathroom and show him all the parts of the toilet,including the inside of the tank and explain how it is impossible for anything to get to his behind and bite it. And then when you are all done, go look in a mirror, and ask yourself,How Could I ever be such a meanie to my brother?
2006-12-16 06:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by Rhea B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 01:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell him the truth that you made up the story to scare him that pirranahs only live in salt water and the drain is fresh water good luck
2006-12-16 15:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by mom of 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! Not Grizzly bears your going to confuse the poor chap. Maybe Sharks. At least they are water species you don't want him totally confused.
2006-12-16 08:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by wondermom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)the red wings are from Detroit not Chicago
2)that's nasty
3)whatever happened to a good ***-whooping, that's how i was disciplined
2006-12-16 05:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you was just kidding around and there is nothing in the toilet that will chop him up.
2006-12-16 06:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by Karren C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest buying him a porta potty. Then you can keep him, and his mess outdoors.
2006-12-16 06:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change the color of your toilet water and tell him that it has fish killer in it.
2006-12-16 05:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats awesome!!!! sounds like something i would tell my brothers while growing up....
2006-12-16 06:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by mrs. ruspee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, very funny. cred for your creative writing.
2006-12-16 07:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋