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Here's a lame joke..

Why did the hedgehog cross the road..?




To see his flat mate..

This made me chuckle I admit.. But not that funny.. What did you think.. Honestly..?

2006-12-16 04:50:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Flat mate as in 'Flat' The other hedgehog got ran over..

2006-12-16 04:57:31 · update #1

13 answers

For people who don't get it, 'flat' is the English word for 'apartment', a flat mate is a person who shares a flat with you.

2006-12-16 04:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-10-15 01:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe it was her flat mate, cause he probably could care less.

2006-12-16 04:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sage 6 · 0 0

what do you get when you push a baby grand piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor

2006-12-16 05:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1 0

Not bad... 8/10

2006-12-16 06:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 1 0

it made me chuckle

2006-12-16 05:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by Lillian M 1 · 1 0

It made me smile.

2006-12-16 04:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by caitie 6 · 0 0

Honestly I am clueless. It was not funny. Sorry for being blunt though. Thanks.

2006-12-16 04:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Manohar 2 · 0 0

I don't get it

2006-12-16 04:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 0 0

hehe cute!

2006-12-16 05:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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