Guy with no arms or legs on beach?

Question

one day there was a man with no arms or legs lounging on the beach.

Suddenly a beatiful lady comes up to him and asks;
'I bet you've never been hugged.'
The man replies;
'No i havn't'.
So the woman hugs him and leaves.

5 minutes later another woman comes over and asks;
'I bet you've never been kissed'.
The man replies again;
'No i havn't'
So the woman kisses him and walks off.

Another 5 minutes pass and a beatiful blonde walks over to the man.
'I bet you've never been screwed'.
The man,looking very excited, yet again replies;
'No i havn't.'

The woman says ;
'Now you are, the tides coming in!'

Answer 1

haha
bit mean, but funny

Answer 2

I heard the guy with no Arms and legs answered an ad from a divorced woman. It said, must not be abusive, must not run around, must be very good in bed. So the man with no arms and legs rang her doorbell and said, I don't have any arms to hit you with. I don't have any legs to run around. She said you forgot the 3rd requirement, you must be very good in bed. He said, I rang the doorbell didn't I?

Answer 3

LOL LOL!!
It's not funny that he doesn't have any legs or arms bt it is funny.
Ppl should laugh @ the joke not the fact the man hasn't got any legs or arms.

Answer 4

I'd rate that a 7/10

Answer 5

Thought u were gonna make da blonde dumb as always but u didn't so 10/10 i will give ya!

Answer 6

No. I referred to someone going round my college without fingers or legs. the actually ingredient he became utilizing to get round became a stick interior of his mouth. in evaluation to you, I sympathize in case you've to pass by using that.

Answer 7

Good one man.

Answer 8

that was cool. the ending is superb. i will give u 9/10.

Answer 9

Cute real cute!,, I know some it's too bad this did not apply to. HA!

Answer 10

Was his name Bob by any chance?