When I ask her a yes or no question, she responds with either "affirmative" for yes, or "negative" for no.
Sometimes instead of saying to me, "Hey what's up, what's going on?", she says "Status Report!".
When we go to swimming pools I have never seen her swim.
I met her at a top secret laboratory, but from what I understand she is just an employee. Is my girlfriend a robot?
2006-12-16 04:09:18 · 22 answers · asked by Tommy_Turrican 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yes dude i designed her
2006-12-16 04:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by dirtydeathgutter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever she starts talking grab the nearest cable television remote. Quickly activate the Aux function, then press mute, if her lips are still moving with no sound emissions, BANG! You've got yourself a robot ;)
2006-12-16 04:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she was formerly with someone who was in the army. They give the same type of responses. And about the swimming thing, maybe she doesn't know how or she does and it isn't her strong point. It could also be that she doesn't feel good about he body and chooses not to swim.
2006-12-16 04:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Traveler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A robot or a weirdo what the differance
2006-12-16 04:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by hhhhhhhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! From now on when my husband comes home from work instead of asking him about his day was I'm gonna say "status Report". I wonder how long we will stay married???
2006-12-16 04:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Darcy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Push her into the pool with an innertube. If she explodes, then shes a robot. Or was ;)
2006-12-16 04:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by anonymous_xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does intercourse end in the circuits shorting out?? If so she's a robot.
2006-12-16 04:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Earth Law 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her but i think she is not. the scientist still haven't been able to create a robot that looks like a peerson yet.
2006-12-16 04:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by mysteryathelete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO she just like to talk like a robot!
2006-12-16 04:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. all the symptoms seem to be that of a robot. i hate robots.
2006-12-16 04:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by janie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know for sure, but if she is, it is way cool.
You....could be the guy,.......that pulled a robot!
See if you can make her eyes pop!
2006-12-16 04:15:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋