Do you know what they teach at the medical school?

Question

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Answer 1

LOL almost fell off my chair thats to funny

Answer 2

ROTFLMAO! Caughed and laughed some more.
Good, funny, disgusing, and I have to tell that next time I am talking to a premed student!
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 3

Wow, great joke.... I'll be telling that one at Christmas parties this year.

Answer 4

Lovely jubbly ,I bet they paid attention in future.
Very amusing.

Answer 5

Let your fingers do the forking ! haha

Answer 6

now im sure that i can be a really good Doctor..

Answer 7

good one, this is an old one that amuses me everytime

Answer 8

nice one

Answer 9

rofl what a gut-busta

Answer 10

i like your jokes