Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards him. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2006-12-16 02:41:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.....that's really a nice one.........I liked it.........lmao
2006-12-16 02:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-22 23:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one never heard it before!!! 100/10!
2006-12-16 02:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up
2006-12-16 04:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by [ jD ] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!! That is a good one. I give it two thumbs up.
2006-12-16 02:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by niller_jean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the better ones here
2006-12-16 13:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one
2006-12-16 03:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..Thanks for the laff! :-)
2006-12-16 02:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that one is still funny lol
2006-12-16 03:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny thanks for the laugh 8 of 10
2006-12-16 03:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋