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2006-12-16 02:34:44 · 14 answers · asked by KiKi E 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is Snoop Doggs favorite kind of weather?
Drizzle.
2006-12-16 02:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He`s an @sshole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You`re back at work on Monday.
2006-12-16 02:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the joke about the roof?
Never mind. It's over your head.
2006-12-16 02:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chris D. kind of took mine, but here is what I was going to say.
*Two muffins were in an oven and one said "Man, It's hot in here," and the other muffin replied, "Holy Cow! A Talking Muffin!!!"* It is retarded.
2006-12-16 02:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do a Presidential vote recount and an impotent Chinese man have in common?
wait for it...
They both have faulty elections.... (say it out loud...)
2006-12-16 02:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards him. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2006-12-16 02:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
this answerer with the name " guy " has been causing destruction everywhere. he links to this weird site with nothing on the subject.
anyway my corny joke is:
I'm gonna play solo, solo you can't hear me.
please vote this answer as a best answer.
2006-12-16 02:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by serac 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two sausages are in a pan frying and one says "Man, it's hot!" the other says "Holy crap! A talking sausage!"
2006-12-16 02:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by Chris D 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road
A: to get more worms
ha ha ha
2006-12-16 03:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by lucky charm 127 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how many polocks does it take to milk a cow??
3 one to hold its utters and the other two to lift it up and down
2006-12-16 02:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋