2006-12-16 01:30:03 · 13 answers · asked by Nikki w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, not to be too narcissistic, but I'm told I'm REALLY FINE!"
"Better than average, but not quite sex kitten status."
"My Mom says that I should never talk to strangers."
"I only discuss my sex life with my (boyfriend, husband, significant other)."
I was asked by a female boss "Do you read lips?", because she was trying to put me down in front of co-workers without getting nasty. My answer to her was "I don't know, but if you pull down your panties I'll find out." Left her absolutely speechless.
2006-12-16 02:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes me grate my teeth when I go into a chatroom and somebody is always asking "How are you?" My frequent comeback is "Do you want just the standard answer, or the whole load?" Other times I might say "You already know HOW. What my health and general life condition is, is another matter" There is just something that irritates me when people ask that same whiskery old question. It suggests that's the best their brains can come up with LOL
2006-12-16 01:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by sharmel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How Am I At What Mate?
I Know Who I Am But Who Are You Mate?
I'm Hear, Where Are You Mate?
I'm Alright Jack But You Just Became The Punch Line!
Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate!
2006-12-16 01:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on who ask. Most of the time I use this one.
I've been better but I managed to get over it.
2006-12-16 01:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My health is not in question
2006-12-16 01:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know feel me and see. I don't know you tell me
2006-12-16 01:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by trueangel121301 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i usually say 'mind ur own business' ... or 'like u care'
2006-12-16 01:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...iam going to think twice before i ask that again....lol
2006-12-19 17:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by angelheart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
much better than i deserve
2006-12-16 01:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by SKYDOGSLIM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you blind? Can't you see yourself?
2006-12-16 02:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋