...or should I just beat it off, and save the money?
2006-12-16 01:21:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
What if the escort turned out to be your girlfriend?
Imagine the awkward silence. Especially if you went through with it anyway.
2006-12-16 01:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Save the money, and 3 months from now get an 'escort'
2006-12-16 01:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Save the money
2006-12-16 01:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead - because nothing says "I love my woman and am committed to her" like f*cking some banged by every filthy pig in town disease-ridden wh*re who can be had for a handful of cash.
What? If your girl was injured in a car wreck, you'd hack off the good parts and fry them up and eat them, right? I mean, why waste it?
You have the ethics of a g*ddamned reptile.
[1] Leave her, since you don't deserve a woman who trusts you, even for *one* day, and then
[2] Cut your balls off, so you cannot infect the rest of the world.
Then bang as many wh*res as you want, Casanova.
2006-12-16 01:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you get to do something that you gf do not like during her present.
I spend time on the internet. And save the money for my coffee.
2006-12-16 01:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by David Fhu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save your money,and maybe a trip to the std clinic
2006-12-16 01:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by barnowl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
save the money, less likely to upset the gf that way too, and then next time you are in this predicament can spend twice as much
2006-12-16 01:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you aren't able to manage without your girlfriend to help you, you should phone for an escort. You will then be able to go to town with them without your white stick.
2006-12-16 01:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by iiitttsssaaadoozy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends - is she out spending her money on a real man without a pigeon chest and pencil d!ck? if so, yeah, call the escort
2006-12-16 01:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you realize how badly you will get chewed out and then dumped? All of us girls would like to believe that not all guys are a**holes, so beat off and go on with the day.
2006-12-16 01:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by amazon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋