A blonde appearde for medical entrance examination and gave the following defination of the medical terms
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.
2006-12-16 00:52:20 · 8 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, very good job too.
^_^
2006-12-16 00:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the spelling of definition you have spelled:
good definitions, hilarious ones........7 /10
2006-12-16 02:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny some of those seem too smart for a blonde to say though lol
2006-12-16 00:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that's pretty good. Never heard of some of those before.
2006-12-16 00:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by somebodys_watchn_you 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sumthing very new and very funny.good work!
2006-12-16 02:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by radhika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
nice
2006-12-16 01:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
REALLY GOOD!
2006-12-16 01:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny! thanks, you just made my day!
2006-12-16 01:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋