Can you help me come up with some very obvious astrological predictions??

Question

help me come up with astrological predictions that are very obvious( and a bit funny)....

For eg. : You will sleep seven times this week...
You will eat a wide variety of foods in the coming year...
In the coming year, everyone you know will grow one year older..

Answer 1

I am reading my crystal ball while answering your question, have checked your astrological charts and it is amazing.

Within the next year you will know of an occasion of a weekend involving eggs and baskets..(hmmm). Then as you have become accustumed to your cool life things will start to warm up. I see a vacation in your future where you will meet with obligations and bills. On down the line I see you cooling off again and an animal....oh what kind of animal...ahhh yes a turkey will enter your life followed by, oh my, a large man in a red and white suite. Through all of this I see someone, I think it is a superior, like a boss or a teacher, someone you answer to. You will receive rewards from this person on a regular basis...it is vague in your astrologial sign but Jupiter says that these rewards come in either grades or a paycheck.....things look good for you as Mercury crosses your sign and Pluto leaves with Daisy Duck...

Answer 2

The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow.
At The End Of The Day The Sun Will Go Down But You're Out Of Luck, Your Wife Won't.
Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate!

Answer 3

Tomorrow the weather will be cloudy and sunny with possibility of showers.

Answer 4

You will someday die
You are going to accomplish something...possibly
You will meet someone on the street...maybe

Answer 5

You will finish reading this prediction soon.

Answer 6

when its night time half the world well b coverd in darkness