your trapped in a room with a tiger; a Black snake (aussie venomous snake) and a lawyer. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer; twice.
2006-12-16 00:08:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think jackie j made me laugh harder than the joke...most definitely!! And she says shes a lawyer and upset with the joke? How is this possible? How can something upset someone who doesn't have heart!
2006-12-16 00:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by somebodys_watchn_you 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one back - A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlaid white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-16 10:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jackie gave me the very same answer for one of my jokes.
I like the joke and think it is prett funny!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-12-17 03:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by pistola 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I happen to be a lawer and I find that joke extremely offensive. Please be advised I will trace you find out your identity and sue you (for a large amount) under the defamatory act subsection 23. Unless you apologise
2006-12-16 08:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by jackie j 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
yes
2006-12-16 08:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by nancy o 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope. never heard it before.
thanx 4 sharing...
lol
2006-12-16 08:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey,nice joke.But I think that it may make all lawyers angry.By the way thanks for sharing a joke wit me. *MERRY CHRISTMAS*
2006-12-16 08:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-16 08:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Chuck & Christy N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i don't got laugh
2006-12-16 09:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, lol
2006-12-16 08:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by vanessara85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋