some kids at my lunch table at school are having a contest. im running out of good ones!
2006-12-15 23:45:48 · 7 answers · asked by APW 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma so old moses is in her yearbook!
yo mamma so fat when she got on a scale it said to be continued!
2006-12-15 23:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky95 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma was such an ugly child, she was fed with a catapault.
Yo mamma is so fat,small moons gravitate towards her.
Yo mamma is such a slapper, her knees have different postcodes.
Yo mamma is so dirty she even shocked me!
Hope these help a bit.
2006-12-16 00:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals!"
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and she was arrested for indecent exposure.
Yo momma's so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked out of her motorcycle.
Yo momma's so stupid, i caught her staring at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate.
Yo momma's so fat, she put on a red shirt and everyone called her Kool-Aid.
Yo momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo momma'a so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so stupid, she went bungee jumping with out a rope.
Yo momma's so ugly, she went to a strip joint, and they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo momma's so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a blood test and failed.
Yo momma's so stupid, I asked her to get me a color TV and she said What color?
Your momma's so stupid, when the computer said "press any key to continue" she couldn't find the "any" key.
Yo momma's so stupid, when travelling in Florida, she saw a sign that said "Disney Land left" so she turned around and went home.
2006-12-16 02:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by hobo6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so old, she still owes Jesses a dollar
yo mamas so fat when she stept on the scale it said, to be continued
another good one is you could say "i'm sorry i should not talk about your mama like that, heck i don't even know the man!"
hope i could help!
2006-12-16 01:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Yo mama so strong she can drink peanut butter.
2)Yo mama so skinny she van run between raindrops.
3)Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
4)Yo mama so gangsta she cooks fried chicked with her bare hands.
5)Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her ankels.
6)Yo mama so fat one day she went in The Gap and they had to change its name to The Fill.
7)Yo mama so black when she came in the jacuzzi she made coffee.
8)Yo mama so black when she went to night school she was marked absent.
9)Yo mama so fat she sweats butter.
10)Yo mama so black & fat when she goes outside in the morning people say " Its nighttime already?"
2006-12-16 02:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter lands on her :)
2006-12-16 00:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so fat when she hauls *** she has to make 2 trips
2006-12-16 00:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by cynamncyn11 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋