a bloke went to a fancy dress party with nothing on except a carboard box covering his pxnis when asked what he has came as
he replied
wait for it
A TOOL BOX
2006-12-15 23:07:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-16 19:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
a man went to a fancy dress party naked with a woman on his back, when asked he said " i have come as a snail thisis michelle"
poor little leroy umbongo, the little black kid from nigeria born with no arms or legs, recently won his first fancy dress party prize, he put a string up his a*s and went as a conker
a man went to a fancy dress party naked with just a glass covering his tackle,
when asked he said " i have come as a fire alarm, break the glass, yank a few times and i will come as soon as possible"
2006-12-16 01:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i circulate to a minimum of one in some weeks for a pals fortieth. i circulate as Queen Victoria. My spouse is going as Queen Elizabeth 1st. Yep, it relatively is acceptable - we are going as a pair of previous Queens :-) and likewise off to a minimum of one this weekend - as Virgil from Thunderbirds - who apparantly I do have extra effective than a passing resemblance to. (must be the attention brows and plastic character)
2016-10-15 01:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it a big tool box ?
2006-12-15 23:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really worth the wait, but OK
2006-12-15 23:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have a big slow tool
2006-12-15 23:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by jinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why oh why did i bother to scroll down the page?........
bloke went to a fancy dress party dressed in his
underpants....the guy on the door says "WTF have you come as?" He says 'I've come as a premature ejaculation', "Whaaat!" says the guy on the door, 'Yeah' says the man 'I've come in me pants....... '
2006-12-16 00:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good one!
2006-12-15 23:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little predictable but gd
2006-12-16 04:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ploppy pants lmao ho ho ho merry p*stmas and a bottle of jd.....
2006-12-16 01:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋