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I don't mean get together in Trafalgar Sqaure and swim in the fountains - I said silly, not downright stupid.

but synchronise watches and all blow raspberries at exactly the same time in honour of the late great Spike Milligan just to see if we CAN knock the moon out of it's orbit.

Please submit your silly ideas - best one gets 10 points!

2006-12-15 23:03:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Who's the silly **** wot gave me a thumbs down?

Lou you are wicked - keep up the good work.

Herman:
why not? - tell the kids you're going to the circus and that they'll see clowns - those cute ones that wear blue things on their heads that look like a lady's chest-parts. Then it's only a hop, skip and a jump to Downing St where you get to see MORE clowns.

Jinz:
You've just revealed the secret passwords of the 17th - 19th degrees of Freemasonry in a public forum - how do you sleep at night?

Steve M
with you that one, pal what the heck is Matt still there for?

Jax:
I do that all the time, I was thinking of something just a little different for a change.

Chris:
take out professional indemnity insurance on your lips - the ladies are gonna love you for that answer - you may find that you are incapable of coherent speech in the new year after all the kissing.

2006-12-15 23:42:50 · update #1

Douglas - you haven't met my neighbour. She would offer me physical violence and she's bigger than me. I (in my mid forties) gave up trying to grow a moustache after I saw hers - I simply can't compete.

HEADS UP PEOPLE>
The phantom thumbs-downer is on-site.

We know who you are, grow up and stop spoiling it for the rest of us, otherwise you WILL grow up to be the person who the ambulance drivers run over for a second time in the same day - on their way to rescue a stray dog. wanker. ****.

2006-12-15 23:55:46 · update #2

13 answers

pass on this but we all could kiss a stranger and make them smile

2006-12-15 23:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Place a bet at the bookies that Emma Bunton will win SCD. She's by far the best dancer, but the voters are mainly women and they vote for the blokes. Men tend not to bother to vote. They usually can't be arsed.

2006-12-16 07:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think that we should all meet up outside tony blairs gaff, all naked having a big orgie, eating marshmellows around a bonfire setting off fire works, trying to aim for he's letter box whilst siging 'kum by ya' (however you spell it).

2006-12-16 07:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by chloe 3 · 2 0

How about we all go "Wibble-wabble-woggle" whilst hopping on one leg and beating our chest like a gorilla.
I'm doing it now.
I feel silly, yet joyous.

2006-12-16 07:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by jinz 5 · 0 0

We could all play a game of greased up twister, just to see what happens.

2006-12-16 07:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1 0

at 17.00 today stick clothes pegs to your elbows and then fire them off by sticking your fingers up your nose then say ' I am a tuba' for 5 minutes

2006-12-16 07:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy H 2 · 0 0

hey- why don't we all go shopping in Oxford Circus this afternoon? Now that WOULD be silly.

2006-12-16 07:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go round to your neighbours and shout 'pantaloons' at them.

2006-12-16 07:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can listen to me squeal over the telephone...

2006-12-16 10:49:50 · answer #9 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0 0

I can't think of anything offhand, but what a delightful person you are, to think of such a thing. Thank you.

2006-12-16 07:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 3 1

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