On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,
obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!".
2006-12-15 22:36:01 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gr8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pd rocks....................
a great round of applause to u dear...............
2006-12-18 17:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 09:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!! My Sweetheart is driving a BMW --- may be I'll ask him.
Thanks anyway for making me laugh .... Bettina.
2006-12-15 23:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny thanx.
2006-12-18 17:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!!
Keep posting Pd
2006-12-17 06:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-15 22:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !
2006-12-16 20:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by Archie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one......... BMW thinks of everything.
2006-12-15 22:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by Neo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-12-16 19:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
write something small plz
2006-12-15 23:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how boring, who will read that much?
2006-12-15 22:50:11 · answer #11 · answered by vishu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋