firemen come to cut him out , he's head was torn off . so they wrap it in sterile plastic and bring him to hospital , much later wife arrives at hospital and she's told he's dead ,what was the cause of death doctor ! she sobbs was it loss of blood " no suffocated in the plastic bag"says the doctor
2006-12-15 22:35:46 · 12 answers · asked by jinx 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jax, I groaned and laughed at once. Now let me go get my cuppa!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 22:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....you don't finish the joke correctly for the bloke did not die and the doc put his head on a bed. The bloke's wife comes in and say "How are you dear" and the bloke says "OK but the doc says I have to have all my teeth out tomorrow".
.....anyway the op went wrong and all that was left of the bloke was an ear on the bed. His wife comes in and starts taking to him but the doc says "Don't bother saying anything to him ..he's deaf"
2006-12-15 22:49:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2006-12-16 03:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should have quit whilst he was a head ! haha
2006-12-15 23:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me know when you get to the funny part ...
2006-12-15 22:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me smile
2006-12-16 00:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
need a little work on that one sorry
2006-12-15 22:44:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny sort of joke
2006-12-15 22:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by sukis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-15 23:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by pieman_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ho! ho! ho! merry p*ssmas and a bottle of JD..........
2006-12-15 22:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋