Q.What's Irish and stays out all night?
A.Paddy 0'Furniture
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins.
Her Husband demanded to know who the other man was.
Q.What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A.An Irish electrician.
Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
There's a 12-month waiting list.
Did you hear about the Irish accountant who was constipated?
He couldn’t budget.
Whats the difference between Irish women and washing machines?
-You don't have to hug washing machines after you put your load in them.
What's the difference between an Irish wife and a Job?
After five years a job still sucks.
2006-12-15 22:23:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny lol
2006-12-15 22:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ireland's worst plane disaster struck today when a two seater plane crashed into a cemetery.Irish rescue workers have recovered 828 bodies.Digging continues
2006-12-15 22:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by oG33MANo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. Did you hear about the Irishman who lost his flat cap in a cow field?
A. He tried on ten before he found his own!!
2006-12-15 22:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by bobbins 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i'm irish myself an have to say they are the best irish jokes i've heard in ages!!! You desverve props for that!!!!!
2006-12-15 23:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another from the queen of jokes keep it up girl 10/10
2006-12-15 23:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few chuckles there. Keep them coming. It's good to laugh
2006-12-15 23:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are all great 10/10
2006-12-15 22:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good! Funny!
2006-12-15 22:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey c'mon always, not up to your usual standard, but, i guess it's saturday. what the hell are you stuck in front of a computer for????
2006-12-15 22:27:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-16 00:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋