the barman says "hi little guy we don't sell fish fishmonger's next door".penguin walks out. next day same thing happens and the next day and the day after that, guy loses his temper when penguin asks yet again do you sell fish! he says" listen you little stupid bastard ! next door! next door ! " if you come in again asking the same dumd question i will nail your flippers to the floor . now f==k off! next day uaual time in comes penguin asks barman" do you have a Hammer " barman says " no! "o.k. says the penguin " do you sell fish".
2006-12-15 22:18:18 · 28 answers · asked by jinx 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolol cracker ho! ho! ho! merry p*ssmas and a bottle of JD..........
2006-12-15 22:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was the penguin suffering from repetitive strain injury ? haha
2006-12-15 23:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-15 22:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it made me smile 5/10
2006-12-15 22:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny me and my Boyfriend both got a laugh :)
2006-12-15 22:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by kelly_420_brian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but you filled my head with images of adorable penguins! *wobble, wobble*
2006-12-15 22:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lunacy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have heard before but still funny
thanks for the laugh
2006-12-15 23:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its funny. i like your sence of humor
2006-12-15 22:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by blacksheep0685 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD! that was hillarious that i almost fell outta my chair!
2006-12-15 22:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good for a chuckle.
2006-12-15 22:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd joke
2006-12-16 04:38:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋