An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old man, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love." The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!" So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"
2006-12-15 22:10:19 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I had you at home I'd forget where I live !!!!!!!
2006-12-16 03:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet all guys here wanna know where the hell does she live (the 25 years old wife)
lol very funny
2006-12-15 22:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i understand precisely what you're talking approximately, and besides the very incontrovertible fact that i did no longer surely make the hassle to placed up an answer on that one, I rather took that element to deliver some love out to them ;) right for you for worrying lots for others ;)
2016-10-15 01:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-15 22:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-15 22:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hai Kizzy, Really its very good joke but its not a joke. But we can learn many things from this joke.
wonderful i like it.
2006-12-16 01:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..lol
2006-12-15 22:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needs a Tom Tom !
2006-12-15 23:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could you email me here address i could go round time he is sitting there 10/10
2006-12-15 23:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill give you 7
2006-12-15 22:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tutt tutt good job your my girl
love is in the air and hope you had a good girls night out xxx
2006-12-15 23:07:39 · answer #11 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋