.....just kidding. God isn't real.
2006-12-15 20:16:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Redeye: No, I'm not stealing from you:-)
Your question reminded me of this one that I've asked several times.
2006-12-15 20:17:57 · update #1
and the alien says "my name is jesus" and God says, "well aint that the darnedest thing?!?!"
2006-12-15 20:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
God Said, Who the heck are you?
And the Alien said, Luke SkyWalker, I am your Father.
2006-12-15 20:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think He's not real then He's not. But just wait. He's about to get very real
I Cr 13;8a
12-16-6
2006-12-15 20:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You moght should believe in God....when the lighting bolt hits who will you call on for heip.
2006-12-15 20:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The alien says ''you created man in your own image''?
ha ha ha ha ! ! ! POOF !!!
Remember, GOD can do anything, even make problems disappear.....
2006-12-15 20:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dang! I thought this was going to be a joke. Silly penguin!
2006-12-15 20:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
very cleaver but I would be interested to hear about the alian
2006-12-15 20:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the alien says get this guy a drink...and the bartender says...who?
2006-12-15 20:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you get me a double Cptn.Morgan?
2006-12-15 20:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
But...aliens...Ummmm.....Ummm...oh no...but what about...I like ET!! He likes peanut butter candy...er...
2006-12-15 20:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by xxx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋