Just saw a commercial that said "Guaranteed weight loss,results not typical". Um, am I missing something here?

Question

Am I missing something? That doesn't seem right. In fact, that just seems like an oxymoron from a bunch of morons to me.

Well, I'm not retarded, but thanks anyways guys. I'm looking for senses of humor people... anyone?

Nice, a couple of you got it.

Answer 1

I don't believe in any advertisements. Nothing is free, period! And what about, get cash back???? READ the fine line.. OMG!! I wish people would see it clearly as brite lite.

Loose weight by being active...and eating right. Don't waste money by believing. Do believe in yourself, you can do it.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I found the book to be very informative and easy to read.

I've lost 17 pounds in 12 days, I'm just concerned that I'm losing too much weight, too quickly. I will admit I haven't followed the guide exactly. I'm not sticking perfectly to the listed foods and meal plans (but mostly) and doing very little exercise, but the weight keeps flying off.

It clearly works and if I'd followed it exactly I think it would scare the living daylights out of me because of the amount that I'd lose. So thanks again for the information. I've never purchased anything like this before because they are usually full of trash, but 3WD has been a pleasant surprise.

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Answer 4

Thank you, i have been asking this question myself for a long time. You see, these idiots in the so called "weight loss" business will do anything to get you to use their product. They "have to" say "results not typical." It's like a disclaimer at the end of a radio commercial. Just like on the radio they say the disclaimer really really fast, they say "results not typical" in really small print for about a second at the way bottom of the screen. They want you to think that your gonna lose 100 pounds in an hour (exaggeration) so they buff it up on the commercial.....Idiots, morons....fascists

Answer 5

lmao, these commericals make me laugh. Even the ones where they say if you can win this and that, but no participation or purchase necessary. How the heck can you win if you don't participate or purchase the products?! Basically in these commercials, when they add the "results not typical" part, they are making sure they can't be sued by someone who purchased the diet pills and didn't lose weight. Just think, if they didn't add that at the end, they'd be in court everyday being sued for false advertising! Lmao!

Answer 6

Well- they probably mean the examples they highlighted are not typical, but they guarantee SOME (any) weight loss." Even if you returned it, they don't care- they will sell so many compared to how many are returned. It has nothing to do with the products success.

Answer 7

nicely, i'm guessing which you're christian in some way, shape, or type, and so which you probable have been given a glimpse of what your faith and what you think of is hell. so a ways as i will say, it replaced right into a hallucination, given which you weren't bodily in this place. bear in suggestions, our skill creates what we'd like it to; so be conscious from the clever, do no longer believe in hell, and it won't exist. in actual fact, Yami P.S. wish this helped

Answer 8

save 85 calories just by swapping mustard for mayonnaise in a sandwich

Answer 9

LOL, well if you see the commercial again, you'll see, they write as well "Combined with Diet & exercice" and "Not typical results" at the people telling their "remarquable" stories lol

Answer 10

While you re going to vacation take some fitness accessories along with you