There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a b--tard when you're pi--ed, Superman."
2006-12-15 18:30:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD ONE 9/10
2006-12-15 20:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-15 18:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-15 18:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Kaushall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-15 18:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES Funny
A good one again!
The Cheeky Lad
2006-12-15 18:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm unsure, it received a half smirk from me until the last word. I adore Superman!
2006-12-15 18:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by blazing_truesdale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha thats funny x x x
2006-12-15 18:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn! Thought that joke died out with the dinosaurs.
2006-12-15 21:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, heard a very similar joke before but still a good one
2006-12-15 19:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah. it was nice but not that amusing. I will give you 8/10.
2006-12-15 18:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋